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Friday, March 09, 2007

The Giles Brothers

"Marcus Giles, seven years younger than Brian, yells, "Oh, boy," strips his clothes and is showering within seconds."

Alright, good start on the Fantasy Baseball here.

"Ah, we just like to shave in there," Brian says, referring to their body hair, not their faces. "Chris (Young), for some reason, thinks it's gross."

I now know more about the San Diego Padres than I ever wanted.

"I haven't done this since I was 5," Marcus says, "back when I wanted to be a girl."

This kind of explains it, I suppose.

"I'd be in (former manager Bruce) Bochy's office having a serious meeting and Brian would come in there fully naked, showing his batting stance," the GM says. "He's normal except for the tanning booths, shaving his body and walking around with no clothes. One Giles is enough. I'm not sure if I can handle two of them."

Yeah. I'm gonna go and rock in the fetal position weeping now.

~Mike

Labels: Elton John, San Diego Padres

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1 comments

1 Comments:

Josh said...

HA. this is fantastic. this guy is now my second favorite player.

March 9, 2007 at 2:10 PM