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Hardball times says:

Last year, from September 1 onward, the Baltimore Orioles posted a team ERA of 6.89, which is the single worst September/October ERA baseball in the last half century. It's almost certainly the worst since the 1930s.

And they didn't just sneak over the border with this one—the second worst score was 6.55. Among all months in which a team played at least 20 games, it's the seventh-highest ERA. (Worst of them all? April 1994, by the Minnesota Twins, with an ERA of 7.34). Most months topping Baltimore are mid-summer ones, so factor in the game's annual temperature curve, and it's even worse for them.

OUCHIE =(

1. RHP Jeremy Guthrie (FLUKE)
2. RHP Daniel Cabrera (2007-108 Walks HURRR)
3. LHP Adam Loewen (CANADA)
4. LHP Troy Patton (Arm could Explode)
5. LHP Garrett Olson

CL George Sherrill LHP
Chris Ray and Danny Baez appear to be dead (Tommy John Surgery)

1. 2B Brian Roberts (Future Cubbies)
2. 3B Melvin Mora (OLD)
3. RF Nick Markakis (Only Hope)
4. DH Aubrey Huff THIS IS YOUR PROJECTED CLEAN UP HITTER... From the Bubba The Love Sponge Show

Bubba: "Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you're not with your wife."

Huff: "It's all I do. It's all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o'clock."

Producer shouts: "In the afternoon?"

Huff: "Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I'm horny, when I'm hungover, I'm horny. So I'm just gonna beat off. And that's all I do."
...
Bubba: “So for three hours you’re just jerking the fuck outta yourself.

Huff: You know what they have now in the hotels is the (paas??) for $34.99, you get the whole section.”

5. C Ramon Hernandez
6. LF Luke Scott
7. 1B Kevin Millar
8. CF Adam Jones
9. SS Luis Hernandez (You should ask the AL to let your DH hit for him and bat the pitcher)

I would be silly to forget this tho...

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