During the course of the spring, many a publication and blog post their annual division winners list. They are always wrong, and boring. Lets try to look at it from another way. Who's going to be fucking horrible?

Pecota Says:
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NL East- Nationals (Crazy people in the OF)
NL Central- Pirates (CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL)
NL West- Giants (Old people jokes)
AL East- O's (OH GOD THIS IS NOT 4TH PLACE, HOW CAN THIS BE?)
AL Central- Royals (OZZIE BALL IS COMIN' FOR YOU)
AL West- Mariners (Win % = 1/ 1 + SQ((792/813) = .513 NOT .543)
1101001000 BEEP BOOP

The history of Pecota is shrouded in mystery. Pecota grew up as a TI-81 calculator and was beat up by scrappy Asians who typed 58008 and flipped the number upside down. This is why it hates Ichiro, Pokemon, and intangibles. I agree mostly with this racist evil computer, minus the Mariners. I believe the Rangers are bad enough dudes to save the President from Ninjas, or finish in last. The NL Central should be an exciting 4 way brawl of suck to watch tho!

Labels: IHateU, Inccorect Predictions, Terrible

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Labels: IHateU