In this day and age, there are still many people on this planet. Most of them think Derek Jeter is totally awesome and not COMPLETELY AVERAGE THIS YEAR (OPS+ =99). I think a lot of those people are responsible for America's got talent, American Idol, Americans making jackasses out of themselves, and America molests the 5th grader that is smarter than them.

I believe it's the magical time in this to mention THIS THIS THIS THIS or BURN DOWN YOUR WHOLE FUCKING CITY NOW LEVEL STUPID or just try any of the other 880,000 results.

Or simply put:
SI via USSMarinier

"'I agree that he looks terrific on the plays that he does make, and he has great fundamental techniques, but he simply doesn't cover as much ground as other players with more lateral movement, and that hurts the Yankees, though obviously his offense more than makes up for his defensive shortcomings, and he's still a Hall of Fame player. But, defensively, he's great at the things that don't matter that much and not so good at the one thing that matters a lot. And if you're interested, I've got some really cool data to back all these claims up.'

"And then they'd call me an idiot and walk away."

So I got this last night:

[22:10] DR. X: i relayed your thoughts on the drays to a yankees fan and he called u an idiot

[22:10] DR. X: i told him how you called this before season

[22:11] DR. X: and he said they will explode soon enough

[22:14] DR. X: i said "ok", since he is my boss


YEAH, THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP.

P.S. LOL

The Yankee slugger revealed Friday he slips on a gold lamé thong with a flame-line waistband when he's trying to get out of a hitting slump - and he's shared it with his teammates.

...

Derek Jeter agreed that Giambi's thong works, although "it's so uncomfortable running around the bases."

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