Tuesday, June 17, 2008
I was looking at the Los Angeles Angels of Satan's Less runs scored and more runs allowed than the A's. So I figured I'd take a look at who else is currently using voodoo to play close in 1 run games or many of the other 5,000 reasons the 2007 White Sox turned back into a pumpkin. (Division leaders in bold)


































TEAMWinsLosesEXPWinsEXPLoses +/-Wins
Chicago Cubs 45 25 46 24 -1
Philadelphia Phillies 42 30 46 26 -4
Chicago White Sox 38 31 42 27 -4
Oakland Athletics 38 31 41 28 -3
Boston Red Sox 44 29 43 30 1
Atlanta Braves 35 36 41 30 -6
Tampa Bay Rays 40 29 37 32 3
Arizona Diamondbacks 37 33 38 32 -1
St. Louis Cardinals 42 29 38 33 4
Cleveland Indians 33 37 37 33 -4
Toronto Blue Jays 35 36 38 33 -3
New York Yankees 37 33 36 34 1
New York Mets 34 35 35 34 -1
Florida Marlins 38 32 35 35 3
Los Angeles Rally Monkeys 42 29 35 36 7
Los Angeles Dodgers 31 38 34 35 -3
Detroit Tigers 32 38 34 36 -2
Milwaukee Brewers 36 33 33 36 3
Texas Rangers 35 36 34 37 1
Baltimore Orioles 34 34 32 36 2
Pittsburgh Pirates 34 36 33 37 1
Minnesota Twins 34 36 32 38 2
Houston Astros 33 37 31 39 2
Cincinnati Reds 33 38 31 40 2
San Francisco Giants 31 40 31 40 0
San Diego Padres 31 40 29 42 2
Kansas City Royals 28 42 28 42 0
Colorado Rockies 28 42 28 42 0
Seattle Mariners 24 46 26 44 -2
Washington Nationals 29 42 27 44 2

As you can clearly see, God's wrath against the Atlanta Braves is still intact. It's raining down foul balls into Chipper Jones' orbital bones. However, the Angels prove clearly that there is no God. The Angels are 13-8 in one run games, which should trail back to ~.500 eventually. The Mariners are 7-14 in one run games this year, after those moosefuckers got lucky to the tune of a +9 Pythagorean last year. One can only hope the hilariously same fate for the Angels. =)

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